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Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
How I Met My Consolation Prize
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i want pacific rim to be our generations star wars and by that i mean i want six trillion expanded universe novels about everybody that appeared on screen i want graphic novel spin offs and in thirty years i want to be able to complain about the remake
i know we’re trying to ignore coachella as much as possible but can someone explain to me the idea behind dressing up like a hippie piece of shit near some alt-rock bands and calling it a religious experience? mostly the hippie part. kill all hippies, also.
I brought my dad to the drugstore to look at getting him a pair of reading glasses. While trying on a pair, he walks around the corner to pick up something to read. The thing he picks up? A package of condoms. He didn’t realize it until I could stop laughing long enough to tell him what he picked up.
just want to raise a glass for oberyn for being one of the few characters who is actually disgusted and enraged by rape and the rape culture of westeros while being non-white, non-het, and not a huge piece of crap towards bastards and non-noble ppl
going to college is great
getting married is great
having children is great
but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
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