my secrets are mine own
sex n orgasms n all of that are really great but you know what else is really great:
- taking your contacts out after a long day
- taking a hot shower
- combing your hair
- shoving q-tips in your ear
- getting between cold sheets alone
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this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful
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“I raped that test in math cla–” No.
“I raped that game earli–” Stop.
“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.
Do you see what you’re doing?
YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.
YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.STOP.
i’ve been waiting so long for this post
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“According to Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF format, the original pronunciation deliberately echoes the American peanut butter brand, Jif, and the employees of CompuServe would often say “Choosy developers choose GIF”, spoofing this brand’s television commercials. This pronunciation was also identified by CompuServe in their documentation of a graphics display program called CompuShow.”
BOOM!
hallelujah
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I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
The last three nights I’ve only gotten three hours of sleep and never got to these points. I am disappoint.
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The tumblr community is the best.
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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I lost a lot of things on the internet today. There is a Being Human UK gif set that I honestly started watching the show just to see that scene and I finished series four last night when I realized I can’t remember seeing the scene from the gifs. So maybe it wasn’t a real scene and ppl put their own dialogue? Or I missed it completely. Anyway, I can’t find the gif set and it’s driving me nuts.
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thegoodthebadndthentheresthisguy:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
bold move to make a rock pun. boulder move to call someone out.
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